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I'm always hungry :)

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

(via iammorebluethanviolets)

simonsprocket:

ruinedchildhood:

Drive Through

Instructions unclear

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

(via goldengiggles)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via hotboyproblems)

  • mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
  • me: ok
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: mom where are you please
  • me: mom please the line is moving fast
  • me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
  • employee: next
  • me:
  • employee:
  • me: faints
theblackcatstirs:

shiningartifact:

ziusik:

thinly:


-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does
hamburgeryiyekgel:

istediğim . 
frxshal:

f r e s h 

sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

image

you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Quelle: itwillallbeokaymydear, via crystallized-teardrops)

Mhhmmm....